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One summer friday afternoon, Lincoln was in his room playing Muscle Fish III for the fourth time when suddenly, there came a knock on his door. He paused his game and in entered his big sister Luan, looking rather excited. "Hey, Lincoln. I just got hired to perform at a birthday party this Sunday and the birthday girl's parents said that she's a big fan of magic, so I was wondering, how would you like to perform some of your magic tricks on stage for the party?" "Really? You want me to perform on stage with you?" Lincoln asked with a mix of surprise and excitement. "We haven't done that ages." "Yeah. It would really be a big help and I'm sure the kids would love it. Plus, I'll even let you have a cut of the profits. And all the leftover birthday cake you can stomach." That last part really sweetened the deal, literally. "Luan, you've got yourself a magician!" Lincoln agreed. "I hope your audience is ready to be... mesmerized!" He then pulled a smoke bomb out of his pocket and threw

It was the first day of Spring and just on the outskirts of the city, the friendly redheaded giantess known as Jackie sat along the freshly green hills enjoying a new chapter of her favorite book. But while Jackie lounged around in the sun, her normal sized girlfriend Macy was hard at work inside her head. Macy had caught the spring cleaning fever and was determined to make the interior of her gigantic girlfriend's cranium, the space which she just happened to call home, sparkling clean. Macy was currently busy vacuuming the floor of Jackie's skull. Jackie didn't really mind the noise, though. She had grown used to it and was good at tuning it out. She knew how Macy could get when she was in the mood to clean. Eventually, Macy stopped vacuuming and examined the area to decide what to clean next. That was when she noticed the two parallel tunnels that happened to be Jackie's nostrils. Seeing how unkempt and filthy they seemed to be gave her the strong urge to tidy them up next.

Lincoln Loud was in a panic. He was desperately searching for his sisters to ask them for their advice on what to do to impress the new girl on the school bus, which was about to arrive at any moment. Thankfully, he didn't have to look far as it turned out they were still home. After apologizing for blowing them off earlier, he frantically asked them to tell him what to do, say and wear. However, once they had calmed him down, Lori revealed that they hadn't planned on telling him any of those things and simply wanted to know why he had changed himself so much by dressing like a wannabe bad boy. "I just... I guess I just thought that I wasn't cool enough to talk to the new girl the way I was," Lincoln explained. "That's ridiculous, Lincoln. You're perfect just the way you are," Leni assured him. "Yeah. You're Lincoln Loud. You're literally one of a kind and any girl would be lucky to talk to you," Lori agreed. She walked over to the window and stared out at the beautiful sunny

Ashley Pines was just a normal redheaded girl with a normal family. When she returned home from school one Thursday afternoon, she was greeted by her father, Dipper, and her aunt Mabel. Her aunt wrapped them both up in one of her famous bear hugs, where she lifted them both up off the ground. After she let them go, it was Ashley’s turn to return the hug and raise both her father and her aunt off the ground as well. Ashley had a tremendous amount of strength, which she got from her mother. Speaking of Ashley’s mom, she soon entered the room from the kitchen when she heard all the commotion. Ashley’s mother, Wendy, was an incredibly tall and muscular woman with the same fiery red hair as her daughter. She was so tall that she had to lower her head to fit through the doorway. She smiled and greeted Ashley by picking her up and embracing her in another tight hug with her naturally big, strong arms. Wendy was an Amazon whom Ashley had inherited much from

On a cold winter’s night in Royal Woods, a massive snowstorm covered the entire town. When it was over the next day, half the town was shut down due to ice-covered roads and power outages. Luckily, the home of the Loud family didn’t suffer too much as they still had water and electricity. Plus, all the snow meant that school was closed for the day, so the children were all thrilled about that, even Lisa. The Loud twins, Lola and Lana, were upstairs in their bedroom preparing to head outside to enjoy some snowy fun when Lola got a call on her cell phone. “Ooh, it’s Antoinette,” she said, happy to take a call from her little skunk friend. “You’ve got Lola, darling.” But when she answered, all she heard on the other end was incomprehensive panicked chattering. “Wait, hang on. Slow down. What’s wrong?” Lola asked. The pageant girl listened carefully as Antoinette explained her situation. Of course, it was in skunk language, but Lola understood anyway. “Oh no!” she exclaimed. “Okay

Another day after school and the Royal Woods Cemetary was just as dark and overcast as ever. It was time once again for the Mortician's Club to have their daily after school meeting. Only this time, President Lucy Loud had allowed her boyfriend Rocky Spokes to sit in as a guest. Ever since he met Lucy, Rocky had been fascinated with goth culture, so he asked her if he could attend one of their meetings to see what they talked about. Plus, he figured he should probably get to know his girlfriend's friends a little. Once all the members were seated, Lucy banged her bone gavel on the pedestal, gaining everyone's attention. "I call this meeting of the Mortician's Club to order," she declared. "First order of business, I'd like to introduce you all to my boyfriend, Rocky Spokes." She pointed to the curly ginger-haired boy sitting next to her. He smiled and waved hello. The goths all stared at him with a look of surprise. "This is your boyfriend?" asked Morpheus. "No offense, Lucy, but I

Today was a very special day on the Boiling Isles. Every single witch and demon was filled with joy and anticipation as they all gathered in the town of Bonesborough for a grand celebration. A celebration of the upcoming union between two very special and beloved young ladies. Eda Clawthorne and her adopted son King were going all over the town to make sure that everything was perfect for the ceremony. Eda: There's a party here in Bonesborough! There's excitement in the air. People pouring in from near and far! 'Cause Amity and Luz, Are gonna have a wedding! King: There's a party here in Bonesborough! Everybody will be there. So if you're a plant witch or a bard, Do something with your hair! Emira and Edric were hard at work at their clothing shop making guests look presentable before they arrived. Emira: You mustn't wear an outfit that's naughty! Edric: A cloak that's unraveling just won't do. Emira: No earings that are tasteless or gaudy. Ed & Em: You're gonna look